i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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