Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Acid is not a monday night drug
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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