So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You did what with his pubic hair?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
