I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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