Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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