How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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