Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
