Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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