you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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