First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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