I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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