she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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