you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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