everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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