is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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