I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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