You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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