I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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