just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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