can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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