Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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