your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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