That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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