weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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