Its about making memories worth repressing
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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