i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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