census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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