I need help removing her.
I look better un-naked...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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