The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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