She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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