I'm really into asian looking animals
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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