My room smells like vodka and shame
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
