How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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