This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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