After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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