Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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