i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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