Duck Duck Cougar?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
