there's paper in my vomit.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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