You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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