before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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