You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize
