I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Sober January is a disaster.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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