Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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