If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
