he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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