ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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