going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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