I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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