What should our trivia night team be named?
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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