he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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