i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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